Saturday, January 19, 2019

Trying to mate with this hapless Urchin proved a formidable task for the Swimming Crab.

Saturday, January 12, 2019

I'm building a "wall/barrier" outta coral rubble! That should keep those 'alien' species out of the Bay!

I've enlisted the help of the local "Rock Mover Wrasse" family to help out! 

Saturday, January 05, 2019

Why yes, I was in the movie "Aquaman." In fact, I taught him swimming fundamentals! Seems his mother was a  'broadcast' spawner. That 'harlot' never taught him how to swim. 

Sunday, December 30, 2018

I heard that there's gonna be a "rumble" between the Convict Tangs and the rest of us. Fortunately, I've got an exemption from all such altercations. My fin Doctor has diagnosed 'bone spurs' in my pelvic fins! 

Sunday, December 23, 2018

Merry Christmas from Matt and Arnie, the Christmas Wrasse twins!

Saturday, December 15, 2018

I told "the Donald" that I too was good at "catch and kill," a la the Enquirer, and he offered me the Directorship of the National Aquarium!

Sunday, December 09, 2018

I'm just saying, "If Individual #1 has a problem hiring a new Chief of Staff, I'm available."

Saturday, December 01, 2018

I'm staying far away from the G20 meeting. I understand they're featuring calamari on their luncheon menu!

Sunday, November 25, 2018

I dunno what happened. He was talking to the troops, wishing them a happy Thanksgiving, and I guess he figured they would be keenly interested in his views about the 9th Circuit Court! Sigh!

Saturday, November 17, 2018

Once the 'blue wave' crests, if Florida gets it's recount act together, we're going to the outer reef to catch it and hang 2(fins vice toes)!

Monday, November 12, 2018

No vote, no grumble!

Saturday, October 20, 2018

The News Networks say you've "arrived" when 3 initials are used to refer
to you. Like JFK, FDR, or most recently MBS.
Henceforth, you, my minions, shall refer to me as WST because I'm a White Spotted Toby!

Saturday, October 13, 2018

Hmm! I think I just found Kanye West's meds!

Sunday, October 07, 2018

The biggest advantage of being a member of the Piscine cohort?
I can lap swim without having to go to a pool! 

Sunday, September 30, 2018

Man oh man, You have one prickly personality.
Have you ever considered politics? Perhaps the Senate? 

Saturday, September 22, 2018

Attached at birth via a common pectoral fin, the Linguini twins do not share the same political affiliation. This results in spirited discussions and physical movements which seem to cancel out one another. One wants to go right and the other left! 

Saturday, September 15, 2018

Sporting the latest fad in hairdos,  Mike, the Moorish Idol, freely admits that his inspiration came from the "Donald." I saw him in a windstorm and had a 'light bulb' moment!

Sunday, September 09, 2018

Me? Anonymous? No way!
Heck, I can't type or make a phone call!
No fingers! 

Sunday, September 02, 2018

As vets, were not to happy with the lack of respect afforded to Senator 
McCain. Raising the White House American flag back to full staff? PETTY 

Sunday, August 26, 2018

My security clearance has just been revoked! They said they found 
something "fishy" in my background check! Sigh!

Sunday, August 19, 2018

I'm a firm believer in "chain" migration. My mother attached her eggs to the anchor chain of a tramp steamer which wound up in Honolulu. When I found the Bay, I knew I had a new home!

Saturday, August 04, 2018

Man oh man! I am beginning to really tire of "reality show" politics. Gotta get me some 'fresh air.' Sigh!

Saturday, July 21, 2018

I inadvertently said 'would' rather than 'wouldn't' and suddenly found myself in the center of the 'mother of all' spawning parties. Sometimes ignorance IS bliss!

Sunday, July 15, 2018

I've been told to increase my defense spending to 4%. I'm thinking brand new store bought 'uppers.' The lowers can wait till next year!

Sunday, July 08, 2018

Why yes, Donald Trump and I DO go to the same barber! How did you know?

Wednesday, July 04, 2018

Wishing you and yours a happy 4th of July.

Let the fireworks begin! 

Saturday, June 23, 2018

Shh! I'm hiding from ICE. A couple of those guys think I'm an "alien" species.

Sunday, June 17, 2018

De Nuke? How can North Korea possibly get by without Microwave Ovens?

Sunday, June 10, 2018

Where are we heading? To Washington! Trump is gonna pardon us all! When it happens, were going to change our names from "Convict Tangs" to "Free Tangs." Then all we need is some  laser surgery to get rid of these vertical striped prison 'tats.' 

Saturday, June 02, 2018

Ran across this Monk Seal at the Bay last Monday. Endemic to Hawaii, these seals are an endangered species and number about 1300 in the Hawaiian Islands.