Saturday, November 18, 2017

This Double Saddle Butterflyfish is fairly common in Tahiti.
It flourishes in the coral rich environment of the central indo-pacific (as do I).

Saturday, November 11, 2017

The Maxima Clam is also known as the Small Giant Clam and is one of the most widely recognized species of giant clams. The beauty of its mantle with its rich variety of patterns and vivid colorations makes for a spectacular display.

Sunday, November 05, 2017

This striking beauty is called a Lemonpeel Angelfish! It's one of the most eye catching fish on the Tahitian reefs!

Saturday, October 28, 2017

This critter is a Speckled Butterflyfish. Common in Tahiti, it is occasionally seen in Hawaii as well. The last one I saw locally was 20 years ago at Hanauma Bay. It feeds on coral polyps, algae and other small invertebrates. Me, I'm sticking with quarter pounders with cheese and a side of fries!

Saturday, October 21, 2017

Another weekend, another Tahiti fish.
This critter is called a Sixbar Wrasse and was pretty common in all the islands we visited! 

Saturday, October 14, 2017

Clown fish from Tahiti

Saturday, September 23, 2017

Members of the "Square Gang," a cult like organization whose entry 
requirements include a tattoo of a square on their mid section, mass up 
for a pizza run to the Bay's local take out joint, Reef Pizza. "Alright, 
who wants the algae and sushi New York style with anchovies?"

Sunday, September 17, 2017

Sometimes the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other
person was born an idiot! 

Saturday, September 09, 2017

If they add any more "cellies" to my cell, I'm gonna complain to the Warden and the ACLU!

Saturday, September 02, 2017

You know you're getting old when your contemporaries are talking about the "little blue pill" and it turns out to be nexium! 

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Help! I've fallen through a "looking glass" into Alt-world and can't 
seem to get out! Sigh!
On a side note: for sale. One used looking glass. Just the thing to make 
sure your Alt right insignia are on correctly!

Saturday, August 12, 2017

Geez, talk about two petulant children(er presidents) poking sharp sticks at one another, I'm glad to be a fish. I suppose I could build a bomb shelter out of coral but most of it has died due to global warming. But that's a whole nother story. Sigh!

Saturday, August 05, 2017

Where are we heading? Home!
By the time we got to Washington, the "Mooch" had already been fired 
from the White House and the Donald was on a 17 day VaCa. Sigh! Fame is fleeting. The 'Burma Shave' signs 
en-route were interesting though.

Saturday, July 29, 2017

Where are we heading? To the White House!
 With "The Mooch" Scaramucci now in charge,   I heard that there would be a lot of openings for 'soon to be vacant' positions in the Communications office! 

Sunday, July 23, 2017

Snaggle tooth Arnie muses about the hole he seems to be stuck in. "Rats, 
I shouldn't have eaten  that passing Flounder. I'm so stuffed I can 
hardly move. Sigh."

Sunday, July 09, 2017

Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until 
you hear them speak.

Sunday, June 25, 2017

If only the White House was even  half as transparent as my tail! Sigh!

Saturday, June 10, 2017

I tried getting in touch with my "feminine side" last year but couldn't handle the pay cut!

Saturday, June 03, 2017

Take it from one who is super sensitive to the changes in  water 
temperature. Climate change is REAL! Sigh!

Saturday, May 27, 2017

I went to the Air and Space Museum in Washington, but there was nothing 
there! Sigh!

Saturday, May 13, 2017

I'm interviewing for Director of Coordination in the new White House. Seems they are all over the map relative to getting stories out! I figure my speed will help me keep ahead of the "breaking news." Is my lipstick on straight?

Saturday, May 06, 2017

A clear conscience is a sign of a fuzzy memory!

Tuesday, May 02, 2017

Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation!

Sunday, April 02, 2017

This Seahorse was hanging around(literally) in about 2 ft of water, 
slowly moving from rock to rock looking for snacks. Third  one I've seen 
in 15 years of shooting photos at the Bay!

Sunday, March 19, 2017

Fearful of catching the dreaded "split dorsal fin" disease, Arnie hides behind a rock, sight unseen, while cousin Nate passes by! 

Saturday, March 11, 2017

Psst! No more phone calls unless you're using a "burner!" I think I'm 
being 'tapped.' My new "burner" number is BR-549.  Oh yeah, and get rid 
of those stripes! They're just an invitation to ICE!

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Price Waterhouse awarded me an Foscar (fish oscar) for the best 
supporting fish in a Marine Conservation District. Then they took it 
away 2 minutes into my acceptance speech claiming there was a mistake. 
Seems the real winner was a Bluefin Trevally. Geez, fame IS fleeting! Sigh!

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

The consensus after the election is that 100% of Americans think that 
50% of Americans have lost their mind! Sigh!

Sunday, January 22, 2017

Hey Arnie, you think that "Trump" care will cover preexisting conditions 
too? You know, like a pesky hook stuck in my mouth, or hepatitis from 
eating some bad scallops?

Saturday, January 07, 2017

"Where are you guys going?" "Were going to build a wall to keep the alien species out, and were gonna bill them for it!"(Somehow?)