Monday, November 12, 2018

No vote, no grumble!

Saturday, October 20, 2018

The News Networks say you've "arrived" when 3 initials are used to refer
to you. Like JFK, FDR, or most recently MBS.
Henceforth, you, my minions, shall refer to me as WST because I'm a White Spotted Toby!

Saturday, October 13, 2018

Hmm! I think I just found Kanye West's meds!

Sunday, October 07, 2018

The biggest advantage of being a member of the Piscine cohort?
I can lap swim without having to go to a pool! 

Sunday, September 30, 2018

Man oh man, You have one prickly personality.
Have you ever considered politics? Perhaps the Senate? 

Saturday, September 22, 2018

Attached at birth via a common pectoral fin, the Linguini twins do not share the same political affiliation. This results in spirited discussions and physical movements which seem to cancel out one another. One wants to go right and the other left! 

Saturday, September 15, 2018

Sporting the latest fad in hairdos,  Mike, the Moorish Idol, freely admits that his inspiration came from the "Donald." I saw him in a windstorm and had a 'light bulb' moment!

Sunday, September 09, 2018

Me? Anonymous? No way!
Heck, I can't type or make a phone call!
No fingers! 

Sunday, September 02, 2018

As vets, were not to happy with the lack of respect afforded to Senator 
McCain. Raising the White House American flag back to full staff? PETTY 
AND SAD!

Sunday, August 26, 2018

My security clearance has just been revoked! They said they found 
something "fishy" in my background check! Sigh!

Sunday, August 19, 2018

I'm a firm believer in "chain" migration. My mother attached her eggs to the anchor chain of a tramp steamer which wound up in Honolulu. When I found the Bay, I knew I had a new home!

Saturday, August 04, 2018

Man oh man! I am beginning to really tire of "reality show" politics. Gotta get me some 'fresh air.' Sigh!

Saturday, July 21, 2018

I inadvertently said 'would' rather than 'wouldn't' and suddenly found myself in the center of the 'mother of all' spawning parties. Sometimes ignorance IS bliss!

Sunday, July 15, 2018

I've been told to increase my defense spending to 4%. I'm thinking brand new store bought 'uppers.' The lowers can wait till next year!

Sunday, July 08, 2018

Why yes, Donald Trump and I DO go to the same barber! How did you know?

Wednesday, July 04, 2018

Wishing you and yours a happy 4th of July.

Let the fireworks begin! 

Saturday, June 23, 2018

Shh! I'm hiding from ICE. A couple of those guys think I'm an "alien" species.

Sunday, June 17, 2018

De Nuke? How can North Korea possibly get by without Microwave Ovens?




Sunday, June 10, 2018

Where are we heading? To Washington! Trump is gonna pardon us all! When it happens, were going to change our names from "Convict Tangs" to "Free Tangs." Then all we need is some  laser surgery to get rid of these vertical striped prison 'tats.' 

Saturday, June 02, 2018

Ran across this Monk Seal at the Bay last Monday. Endemic to Hawaii, these seals are an endangered species and number about 1300 in the Hawaiian Islands.

Sunday, May 27, 2018

Yanny or Laurel? Heck, I heard Algae!

Sunday, May 20, 2018

This photo shows the difference in coloration between the male and female Bird Wrasse. The male(foreground) is typically the more colorful of the species, while the female(background)is typically dull and drab(please don't take this personally) by comparison.

Sunday, May 13, 2018

Happy Mother's Day Mom! Can I take you to the 'all you can eat' sponge and algae breakfast buffet? They are featuring locally sourced, 100% organic, free range goodies. No, well then how bout Dennys for a "Grand Slam."

Sunday, May 06, 2018

Anyone know a good orthodontist?


Sunday, April 29, 2018

This little critter is called a "Brigheye Damselfish." An avowed junk 
food addict, he can sometimes be seen at MacDonalds eating a 'fillet of 
fish' sandwich and an order of fries. Oh, wait a minute, that's me!

Sunday, April 15, 2018

Nice tattoo. I think I've got one too but I'm not sure. My eyes won't swivel  back that far!

Sunday, April 08, 2018

This IS my good side!



Sunday, April 01, 2018

The President has offered me the  'directorship' of the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service. He thinks I'll look good on camera.  I'm also a 'school' graduate.

Sunday, March 25, 2018

"I've heard that you guys are in a band. What's it called?"

"We call it 'Double Cover.' We 'cover' cover bands!" 

Sunday, March 18, 2018

Another weekend, another Moray.