Wednesday, February 15, 2017


The consensus after the election is that 100% of Americans think that 
50% of Americans have lost their mind! Sigh!

Sunday, January 22, 2017

Hey Arnie, you think that "Trump" care will cover preexisting conditions 
too? You know, like a pesky hook stuck in my mouth, or hepatitis from 
eating some bad scallops?



Saturday, January 07, 2017

"Where are you guys going?" "Were going to build a wall to keep the alien species out, and were gonna bill them for it!"(Somehow?)

Saturday, December 24, 2016

Mele Kalikimaka, Mele KalikiChanukah, and Mele KalikiKwanza to all!


Saturday, December 17, 2016

Arnie, I wouldn't deploy those winglets just yet. The Chinese may 
mistake you for and undersea drone!

Sunday, December 11, 2016

How come you never see the headline "Psychic wins lottery!" Just asking.

Sunday, December 04, 2016

Fish equivalent of the "shaka sign."

Sunday, November 27, 2016

All I want for Christmas/Kwanzaa/Chanukah(select not more than 2) is a cataract operation so I can avoid this pesky photographer!

Sunday, November 20, 2016

Thanksgiving is Thursday. I've never been a poultry 'dude' but If you have some sashimi on the menu, I'd appreciate an invite!

Saturday, November 12, 2016

OK! Here's the deal! Democracy can be 'messy' but it sure beats the hell 
outta anything else.
It's time to move on and, no, I do NOT mean to Canada! (New Zealand, 
maybe:-))
Aloha to All who voted!




Saturday, November 05, 2016

 "You no vote, you no complain." Nuff said! 

Sunday, October 30, 2016

We're wearing "Cubby Blue" to support our team! Go Cubs!!


Saturday, October 15, 2016

Ah, the wonders of "grazing." It doesn't get any better than this! Sigh!


Saturday, October 08, 2016

The next candidate for 'open mike' night here at Club Hanauma is John 
Barron.

Monday, October 03, 2016

Just 'catching some rays' here at the Bay. Gotta work on my 'tan line(s).'

Sunday, September 04, 2016

Hunkering down to avoid the high surf generated by Hurricane Lester,  Mike the Moray ponders his lunch options. "Hmm, octopus or fish? Or maybe a seafood platter! Yup! The platter,  that's the ticket!"

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Little did she know when she elected  "lip augmentation" surgery that it 
would open a whole new career as a trumpet player in the Bay's all 
female jazz ensemble, the "Piscine Five."




Saturday, August 20, 2016

An extremely rare example of a Raccoon Butterflyfish/Cardinalfish 
Hybrid. Note the Cardinalfish 'tail assembly' and the Raccoon 
Butterflyfish 'front end.'Because the Cardinalfish controls the tail, he 
is on the way to Mass (the service not the state).

Saturday, August 13, 2016

My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran. Sigh!


Aloha, Larry

(Trevally))

Sunday, August 07, 2016

My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.

Saturday, July 30, 2016

How old does a fish have to be before he can legitimately say "back in 
the day?"
Like, 'back in the day' I had to swim 3 miles to school. Or, 'back in 
the day,' the tourists fed us peas and bread! Or 'back in the day,' fish 
was cooked!
Just curious.




Sunday, July 17, 2016

I'm here for the 'blue plate' special! Pacific fusion with an elegant algal flare. It's served on blue melmac!

Sunday, July 10, 2016


Dang! Did I "cross school" again?





Saturday, July 02, 2016

I saw the movie "Independence Day:Resurgence" today. It was so bad that 
I found myself rooting for a swift Alien victory just to end this 
'turkey.' Sigh!

Saturday, June 25, 2016

Well, if the Brits can do a BREXIT, I figure we can do a BAYEXIT!
It will not apply to locals, just to the 3000 tourists we get daily!
Take back the Bay! Take back the Bay! 

Sunday, June 19, 2016

Ahh! Another Father's Day celebration.
Wouldn't be complete without the Lions 'all you can eat' coral breakfast 
buffet!


Sunday, June 12, 2016

I'm running for Mayor of Hanauma Bay. Vote for me(or else)!

Sunday, June 05, 2016

"Who are we hiding from?"
"Political pollsters!" Sigh!

Sunday, May 29, 2016

I'm having a Memorial Day party but am unsure about the wine pairing.
What do I serve with the algae course?


Monday, May 23, 2016

Shown here during a recent costume rehearsal for the forthcomming 
presentation of "Devil in a green dress," Edna struts her stuff!
You rock Edna!