Friday, August 16, 2019

We've been asked to 'trade-in' our red MAGA hats for 'brand spanking new' green ones with MGGA on them. I'm guessing it stands for "Make Greenland Great Again!" Sigh!

Sunday, August 11, 2019

As to those who questioned whether a substantive change in gun laws was realistic, Trump said "There's never been a president like President Trump." Truer words were never spoken!

Sunday, July 28, 2019


Why yes! I know that there's a belt around my midriff! That's why I'm called a "Belted Wrasse." Thank the lord that I wasn't blessed with a pair of suspenders instead. Can you imagine a 'Suspenders Wrasse.' I think not!

Sunday, July 21, 2019

Go back where I came from? Heck, according to my 'long form' birth certificate, I was born here in the Bay! I'm 200th generation born and bred!

Saturday, July 13, 2019

Hmm! Looks like grandpa forgot his "uppers" this morning. You still 'rock' gramps!

Sunday, July 07, 2019

I like long swims under the full moon, most seafoods (especially crab), colorful clothes and a woman with an 'attitude.'! If you think you can keep up with MY lifestyle, shoot me a 'tweet.'

Sunday, June 30, 2019

The Democratic candidates are heading to the stage to claim their respective podiums. Someone is going to have to change their stripes to "standout" in this crowded field!

Sunday, June 23, 2019

Hmm! I remember the 'good old days' when this hole fit perfectly! Gonna have to go back on a serious diet. Or, maybe just find a bigger hole! Yup, a bigger hole, that's the ticket!

Sunday, June 16, 2019

Happy Father's Day!

Sunday, June 09, 2019

I hear that The 'Bone Spur'  President is embarrassed to be seen with the USS John McCain in the background. Both father AND son were true American Heroes.  I would like to offer the Bay as a mooring should they ever need one. I'll waive the admission fee, but they will still have to pay $1.00 for parking! Nough said!

Sunday, June 02, 2019

Why yes, I'm well aware of my wrinkly neck! In fact, next week I'm booked with a Surgeon Fish with skills in 'plastic surgery' to "tighten me up." A tuck here and a tuck there and I'll be as good as new!

Sunday, May 19, 2019

Why yes, I DO know that my BMI is through the roof Doc! Thanks for pointing that out, again! Sigh!

Sunday, May 12, 2019

These critters are locally called Moi. Also known as Threadfin, they are named for the threadlike whiskers arising from the base of their pectoral fin. Collectively, they wish you a Happy Mother's Day! Cue the band!

Saturday, May 04, 2019

strings of pearls she is wearing. It ALWAYS pays to accessorize if you're looking for a mate!
Many fish are named for particular colors or patterns they exhibit. This Wrasse is known as a Pearl Wrasse for the many strings of pearls she is wearing. It ALWAYS pays to accessorize if you're looking for a mate!

Sunday, April 21, 2019

Tough decision regarding an appropriate narrative. On the one hand, we have the release of the Mueller report and on the other hand, it's Easter. How bout we go with "wishing you a happy 'no collusion' Easter!" 

Saturday, April 06, 2019

I'm hearing that the Bigeye Emperor(yes, he's a fish too) is thinking about closing off the Bay with a "big beautiful wall." That's gonna put a major crimp in the economy and my potential food sources! Better stock up now while I can! Sigh!

Sunday, March 17, 2019

In honor of St. Patrick's day I've applied copious amounts of green eye shadow. I expect you to do the same!

Sunday, March 10, 2019

We're moving to Gen Pop(General Population)! Seems that the warden needs our cell space for some White House affiliated 'muckety mucks.' Go figure!

Sunday, February 24, 2019

I was thinking of putting my "hat in the ring" for the Democratic nomination but a couple of things held me back. One, I don't have a hat and two, my last name is "Apathy." Can you imagine my slogan, "Vote for an apathetic future!" Sigh! 

Sunday, February 17, 2019

An article in today's paper states that "A lowly reef-dwelling fish known as the cleaner wrasse has been elevated into an exclusive club in the animal kingdom whose members have the ability to recognize themselves in a mirror. Me, not so much! Sigh!

Sunday, February 10, 2019

Geez! Another government shutdown is possible? I haven't been paid for the last one!

I'm so bummed out that my threadfin is drooping. Sigh!

Sunday, February 03, 2019


Why am I yawning? The first half of the Super Bowl just ended at 3 zipl That's why!

Saturday, January 26, 2019

Is it safe to come out now? Have they reopened the Government? Did the "Donald" get his wall/barrier?

Saturday, January 19, 2019

Trying to mate with this hapless Urchin proved a formidable task for the Swimming Crab.

Saturday, January 12, 2019

I'm building a "wall/barrier" outta coral rubble! That should keep those 'alien' species out of the Bay!

I've enlisted the help of the local "Rock Mover Wrasse" family to help out! 

Saturday, January 05, 2019

Why yes, I was in the movie "Aquaman." In fact, I taught him swimming fundamentals! Seems his mother was a  'broadcast' spawner. That 'harlot' never taught him how to swim. 

Sunday, December 30, 2018

I heard that there's gonna be a "rumble" between the Convict Tangs and the rest of us. Fortunately, I've got an exemption from all such altercations. My fin Doctor has diagnosed 'bone spurs' in my pelvic fins! 

Sunday, December 23, 2018

Merry Christmas from Matt and Arnie, the Christmas Wrasse twins!

Saturday, December 15, 2018

I told "the Donald" that I too was good at "catch and kill," a la the Enquirer, and he offered me the Directorship of the National Aquarium!

Sunday, December 09, 2018

I'm just saying, "If Individual #1 has a problem hiring a new Chief of Staff, I'm available."