Saturday, June 10, 2017

I tried getting in touch with my "feminine side" last year but couldn't handle the pay cut!

Saturday, June 03, 2017

Take it from one who is super sensitive to the changes in  water 
temperature. Climate change is REAL! Sigh!

Saturday, May 27, 2017

I went to the Air and Space Museum in Washington, but there was nothing 
there! Sigh!



Saturday, May 13, 2017

I'm interviewing for Director of Coordination in the new White House. Seems they are all over the map relative to getting stories out! I figure my speed will help me keep ahead of the "breaking news." Is my lipstick on straight?

Saturday, May 06, 2017

A clear conscience is a sign of a fuzzy memory!

Tuesday, May 02, 2017

Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation!

Sunday, April 02, 2017


This Seahorse was hanging around(literally) in about 2 ft of water, 
slowly moving from rock to rock looking for snacks. Third  one I've seen 
in 15 years of shooting photos at the Bay!


Sunday, March 19, 2017


Fearful of catching the dreaded "split dorsal fin" disease, Arnie hides behind a rock, sight unseen, while cousin Nate passes by! 

Saturday, March 11, 2017

Psst! No more phone calls unless you're using a "burner!" I think I'm 
being 'tapped.' My new "burner" number is BR-549.  Oh yeah, and get rid 
of those stripes! They're just an invitation to ICE!




Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Price Waterhouse awarded me an Foscar (fish oscar) for the best 
supporting fish in a Marine Conservation District. Then they took it 
away 2 minutes into my acceptance speech claiming there was a mistake. 
Seems the real winner was a Bluefin Trevally. Geez, fame IS fleeting! Sigh!

Wednesday, February 15, 2017


The consensus after the election is that 100% of Americans think that 
50% of Americans have lost their mind! Sigh!

Sunday, January 22, 2017

Hey Arnie, you think that "Trump" care will cover preexisting conditions 
too? You know, like a pesky hook stuck in my mouth, or hepatitis from 
eating some bad scallops?



Saturday, January 07, 2017

"Where are you guys going?" "Were going to build a wall to keep the alien species out, and were gonna bill them for it!"(Somehow?)

Saturday, December 24, 2016

Mele Kalikimaka, Mele KalikiChanukah, and Mele KalikiKwanza to all!


Saturday, December 17, 2016

Arnie, I wouldn't deploy those winglets just yet. The Chinese may 
mistake you for and undersea drone!

Sunday, December 11, 2016

How come you never see the headline "Psychic wins lottery!" Just asking.

Sunday, December 04, 2016

Fish equivalent of the "shaka sign."

Sunday, November 27, 2016

All I want for Christmas/Kwanzaa/Chanukah(select not more than 2) is a cataract operation so I can avoid this pesky photographer!

Sunday, November 20, 2016

Thanksgiving is Thursday. I've never been a poultry 'dude' but If you have some sashimi on the menu, I'd appreciate an invite!

Saturday, November 12, 2016

OK! Here's the deal! Democracy can be 'messy' but it sure beats the hell 
outta anything else.
It's time to move on and, no, I do NOT mean to Canada! (New Zealand, 
maybe:-))
Aloha to All who voted!




Saturday, November 05, 2016

 "You no vote, you no complain." Nuff said! 

Sunday, October 30, 2016

We're wearing "Cubby Blue" to support our team! Go Cubs!!


Saturday, October 15, 2016

Ah, the wonders of "grazing." It doesn't get any better than this! Sigh!


Saturday, October 08, 2016

The next candidate for 'open mike' night here at Club Hanauma is John 
Barron.

Monday, October 03, 2016

Just 'catching some rays' here at the Bay. Gotta work on my 'tan line(s).'

Sunday, September 04, 2016

Hunkering down to avoid the high surf generated by Hurricane Lester,  Mike the Moray ponders his lunch options. "Hmm, octopus or fish? Or maybe a seafood platter! Yup! The platter,  that's the ticket!"

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Little did she know when she elected  "lip augmentation" surgery that it 
would open a whole new career as a trumpet player in the Bay's all 
female jazz ensemble, the "Piscine Five."




Saturday, August 20, 2016

An extremely rare example of a Raccoon Butterflyfish/Cardinalfish 
Hybrid. Note the Cardinalfish 'tail assembly' and the Raccoon 
Butterflyfish 'front end.'Because the Cardinalfish controls the tail, he 
is on the way to Mass (the service not the state).

Saturday, August 13, 2016

My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran. Sigh!


Aloha, Larry

(Trevally))

Sunday, August 07, 2016

My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.