Price Waterhouse awarded me an Foscar (fish oscar) for the best
supporting fish in a Marine Conservation District. Then they took it
away 2 minutes into my acceptance speech claiming there was a mistake.
Seems the real winner was a Bluefin Trevally. Geez, fame IS fleeting! Sigh!
An extremely rare example of a Raccoon Butterflyfish/Cardinalfish
Hybrid. Note the Cardinalfish 'tail assembly' and the Raccoon
Butterflyfish 'front end.'Because the Cardinalfish controls the tail, he
is on the way to Mass (the service not the state).
How old does a fish have to be before he can legitimately say "back in
Like, 'back in the day' I had to swim 3 miles to school. Or, 'back in
the day,' the tourists fed us peas and bread! Or 'back in the day,' fish