Sunday, May 31, 2015

I'm not saying I came from a 'tough' neighborhood, but our Junior High 
School's motto was "smoke em if you got em." Just saying!

Saturday, May 23, 2015

As the official 'spokesturtle' for the Bay, I just wanted to let you vets (no NOT doctors, veterans!) know that we(to a fish) thank you for your dedicated service.

Saturday, May 02, 2015

The 'bouncer' at the local Coral Reef bar mistakes me for a 'paparazzi.'