I heard that there's gonna be a "rumble" between the Convict Tangs and the rest of us. Fortunately, I've got an exemption from all such altercations. My fin Doctor has diagnosed 'bone spurs' in my pelvic fins! 

Merry Christmas from Matt and Arnie, the Christmas Wrasse twins!

I told "the Donald" that I too was good at "catch and kill," a la the Enquirer, and he offered me the Directorship of the National Aquarium!

I'm just saying, "If Individual #1 has a problem hiring a new Chief of Staff, I'm available."

I'm staying far away from the G20 meeting. I understand they're featuring calamari on their luncheon menu!