Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Just finished the census form.
Piece of Cake!
They even had my race listed as an option on question 9....."Native Hawaiian"!

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Bummed out by a recent paternity suit which concluded that he was NOT the father, Arnie muses about the loss of what he thought were his 312 offspring. "Rats, what am I gonna due with the new nursery and that custom baby stroller I ordered?"