If our Bigeye Emperor (fish) was found colluding with another Bay to get dirt on the competition, he would not be the Emperor of our Bay for long. Unless, of course, the pain of his "bone spurs" clouded his judgment!

Mike the Moray is 'bummed out' about the potential elimination of tailpipe emission standards in CA. Gonna make my water even warmer, Mike sighed!

The White House has offered me a job! They want me to sit on the President's desk and hold his "sharpies." With my leg count, I can hold 8 at one time!

I heard the Trump Administration has relaxed restrictions on methane emissions. I'm gonna add more beans to my diet pronto!