Saturday, March 27, 2010


If senior citizen (people) get 'walkers,' do senior citizen (fish) get 'swimmers'?

Friday, March 19, 2010

If Obamacare passes, will my abdominal hernia qualify as a pre-existing condition?

Friday, March 05, 2010

"So then my doctor used terms like 'overweight' and 'morbid obesity' and suggested bariatric surgery. Well, I told him that my bariatric was just fine! Thank you very much!
He didn't like my white spots either!