Saturday, March 27, 2010


POINTS TO PONDER

If senior citizen (people) get 'walkers,' do senior citizen (fish) get 'swimmers'?

Friday, March 19, 2010


If Obamacare passes, will my abdominal hernia qualify as a pre-existing condition?

Friday, March 05, 2010


"So then my doctor used terms like 'overweight' and 'morbid obesity' and suggested bariatric surgery. Well, I told him that my bariatric was just fine! Thank you very much!
He didn't like my white spots either!