Sunday, March 30, 2008


I'm telling you Hillary! Based on the popular vote, the number of states won AND the delegate count, I should be the one on top!

Sunday, March 23, 2008


Following a recent screening of the movie "The Shining," starring Jack Nicholson, Mike the Moray attempts a recreation of the movies most memorable scene!
"Here's Johnny!!"

Friday, March 14, 2008


Caught in a recent Hanauma Bay anabolic steroid sting, Arothron the Spotted Puffer was unable to explain his recent 'bulking up,' and is awaiting a subpoena from Congress to testify!

Tuesday, March 04, 2008


Playing 'hard to get,' the Damselfish was driving the Bluestripe pipefish all kinds of crazy! "Come on baby," he entreated, "give me some sugar!"