Flash! Denmark has offered to buy the Washington DC Swamp, contingent upon it being drained by the President.

We've been asked to 'trade-in' our red MAGA hats for 'brand spanking new' green ones with MGGA on them. I'm guessing it stands for "Make Greenland Great Again!" Sigh!

As to those who questioned whether a substantive change in gun laws was realistic, Trump said "There's never been a president like President Trump." Truer words were never spoken!