Crocodile Needlefish! Hired to participate in and judge tomorrow's annual 'stitch and sew' competition. Hmm! Now how do I thread one of these critters? Nope- won't fit there! Sigh!

Dandruff! How the hell can I have dandruff? I don't even have hair!!
Sigh! 

These Ornate Butterflyfish are among the most beautiful fish found in the Bay. Normally found in pairs, they can often be seen posing for tourist photos 'mouthing' the piscine equivilant of 'cheese.'

Well, sigh! I'm in the 'doghouse' again! My wife caught me taking a 'selfie' with a local Harlotfish! 

If you two don't quit cruising my 'porch,' I'm gonna 'ink' you both in the eyes!