Friday, November 26, 2010

I got the 'pat down' treatment from the TSA last week when I returned from Maui. Don't know what all the fuss is about. I didn't feel a thing!

Thursday, November 18, 2010

After seeing an episode of 'Sherlock Holmes,' I bought a Meerchaum Pipe thinking it would make me look cool and distinguished. Can't keep the damn thing lit! Stupid pipe!

Sunday, November 07, 2010

Oscar the octopus experiences an equipment malfunction in one of his 8 appendages!
"Dang tentacle cramp! Geez that hurts! Retract damn you RETRACT!"