Sunday, October 31, 2010

TRICK OR TREAT! (A costume seemed redundant)

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Got a call from the Democratic Party yesterday. They asked what it would take to get me to vote their ticket! I told them "hands!"

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

I received a new Schwinn bicycle for my birthday. Things were going well until my OTHER 6 legs got stuck in the rotating wheel spokes! Sigh!

Sunday, October 10, 2010

I had a very tough childhood. When we played Cowboys and Indians we used real bullets! Somehow, I always knew I'd end up in "stripes"!

Monday, October 04, 2010

My 'bookie' called me today. I'm 2 months behind on my payments and he's giving me 24 hours to come up with 500 clams! Said if I didn't pay, I'd be "swimming with the fishes!" Stupid bookie!