Hey Arnie! The new Covid rules say to keep hydrated, wash your fins frequently, and above all, DON'T School with other fish!

Costco toilet paper? Hell, I don't need no stinking toilet paper! I'm swimming in a bidet!

The Bandtail Goatfish brothers discuss the forthcoming elections. " My sole criteria is that the candidate is of the 'vegetarian' persuasion. Our annual family reunions are getting smaller and smaller. Sigh!"

Trying on a monocle to enhance his close vision, Arnie was disappointed in the"look." Well, he mused, maybe my prey will laugh themselves to death and I can scoop them up with a minimum of effort. Sigh!