Saturday, January 24, 2015

Yeah, I know I look a bit 'deflated.' I'm trying out for the Patriots!
Their footballs were confiscated and they're looking for some replacements!
They may want me to keep the spikes to deploy if it
appears that I'm gonna be intercepted! I just need to get rid of these
damn fins so I can 'spin.'

Sunday, January 18, 2015

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top of the 'food chain' and considered a great provider. I like underwater 
movies, marine sunsets, quiet swims, and romantic dinners at my favorite 
seafood restaurant. My sign is Pisces and my favorite color is 
brown. I'm told I have a great sense humor and an incredible sense of 
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(Mike the Whitemouth Moray)

P.S.-carnivores only please!

Sunday, January 11, 2015

I heard that some of the herbivores were 'grazing' near the Christmas 
tree 'dump' and a  couple of them came down with something that caused 
swallowing 'issues.' The doctor later diagnosed it as "tinselitis."

Saturday, January 03, 2015

Man oh Man! I must be getting old. I actually slept through New Years Eve and woke up next year!

Wishing you all a happy and prosperous 2015!!