"Man oh Man, " mused Sagittarius the Spectacled Parrotfish, "having to scratch my nose on coral outcroppings is one big pain in the pattotie! I'd gladly exchange one of my pectoral fins for an index finger so I could do it myself!"
Sam, the Spiny Porcupinefish, considered a career as a toothpick dispenser but ultimately settled for a civil service position because of the comprehensive medical and dental benefits!