During a recent press conference held at the Bay, Utreck the Unicornfish, admitted that HE was in fact the father of Anna Nichole Smith's daughter. "She was snorkeling here at the Bay while I was 'broadcast spawning'," stated Utreck. "I am willing to swim to the Bahamas to prove my case and will provide a matching DNA sample to confirm paternity!

The 'spots' and 'stripes' at their first annual "mixer."!

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