Ernie's acne erupted anew following his recent 'win' at the Bay's annual all you can eat hersheys kisses kisser kramming kontest. "Geez," he mused, "how am I gonna get a date for the Prom looking like this?"
Extremely 'sensitive' to the latest hot trends in fashion, Sam, the Spiny Porcupinefish, used high-priced Revlon for Men 'mousse' to create mini spikes in his hair!