Hey! Any fish can swim! It takes a real man(err, Hawkfish) to buck the trend and fin-walk on the coralline algae!

Ever the kidder, Timmy the Threadfin Butterflyfish, had the normal diagonal stripes on his side 'modified' into a maze by a local tattoo artist to entertain the resident skin parasites!

"Rats," mused Marc the Spectacled Parrotfish, "when I 'signed on' to be a goat herder I wasn't expecting a gaggle of Goatfish!"

Caught like a deer in the headlights of an onrushing car, Spike the Whitespotted Toby, instinctively knew that his 'Ménages a Trois' was 'busted,' and that this would be the last assignation of himself, the Cardinalfish and the Pipefish!

One look at the Undulated Moray Eel's crooked teeth convinced the photographer that in all likelihood, the Eel was of British extraction!