The Perils of Online Dating:

Geez, your photo looked a lot younger and you had more scales on top of your head! Just how old a photo did you post?

An early Boeing prototype dubbed the 'Flying Gurnard,' this model saw limited service in Hanauma Bay and was eventually retired due to limited range, inadequate armament and premature corrosion due to salt water intrusion!

Pete the Parrotfish never did 'buy into' the 'brush your teeth twice daily and don't forget to floss' routine!

"Rats," he mused. "Maybe I can get some cheap 'uppers' in Mexico!"

The eternal fashion conundrum

Hmm! Lemme see! Should I go with the horizontal stripes or will the vertical stripes make me appear thinner? How bout some bold highlights or maybe a couple of trendy tail spots? Oh Yeah Baby! Spots AND stripes. That's the ticket!

Duane the Stocky Hawkfish, spurned by his favorite Damselfish, contemplates ending it all as he perches atop the highest outcrop in the Bay, trying to summon enough courage to 'jump!'