Igor the goldfish puts on the scariest costume he could find as he prepares to ring some Bay doorbells in hopes of collecting some serious Halloween candy!

Mike the Plumber and Arnie the Interior Decorator, proud independents both, ponder the pros and cons of a McCain-Palin administration!

"Hey, it's that pesky photographer again!Keep a close eye on him! I just don't trust critters with arms. It's not only unnatural, but I suspect it's a Darwinian throwback as well!"

"Oh man! My 401k has 'tanked," mused Monk the Seal. "Fish prices are going up, my reef is going 'south' and I've been reduced to sleeping in a nature park on a rock! I'm like so bummed!"

Look, I can't start this race until you are ALL lined up at the starting line!