I'm telling you Arnie, that eczema is really getting out of hand. Just look at your skin! You need to see a dermatologist pronto!

Gee, I dunno why they're making such a big deal over 'waterboarding.' I've been the equivilant of 'boarded' since birth and have found it to be a life enriching experience! In fact, I think it's been central to my longevity!