Having heard about the recent gridlock in the Nation's Capital caused by weather, Kimo the Ornate Butterflyfish, muses, "What's a snowday? For that matter, whats snow?"

"So then I suggested we start dating other people. Well, the next day she returns my 'mix tape,' takes back her lava lamp and breaks off the key I gave her to my apartment in the door lock! Sigh! Women, go figure!"