POINTS TO PONDER

If senior citizen (people) get 'walkers,' do senior citizen (fish) get 'swimmers'?

If Obamacare passes, will my abdominal hernia qualify as a pre-existing condition?

"So then my doctor used terms like 'overweight' and 'morbid obesity' and suggested bariatric surgery. Well, I told him that my bariatric was just fine! Thank you very much!
He didn't like my white spots either!