Hi! I'm called a Hawaiian Sergeant. Clearly I'm a fish. In fact, I'm an endemic fish. That means that I'm only found in Hawaii (that's a State by the way). So why am I getting requests from "birthers" who are convinced that I'm foreign born and not a US citizen? Sigh! You would think that my first name(Hawaiian) and my genealogy(endemic) says it all! Go figure!

My Eye Doc prescribed some new glasses but they keep falling off..no place to hook them on!
Maybe lasik surgery will be a more permanent fix. Yeah, lasik! That's the ticket!