TRICK OR TREAT! (A costume seemed redundant)

Got a call from the Democratic Party yesterday. They asked what it would take to get me to vote their ticket! I told them "hands!"

I received a new Schwinn bicycle for my birthday. Things were going well until my OTHER 6 legs got stuck in the rotating wheel spokes! Sigh!

I had a very tough childhood. When we played Cowboys and Indians we used real bullets! Somehow, I always knew I'd end up in "stripes"!

My 'bookie' called me today. I'm 2 months behind on my payments and he's giving me 24 hours to come up with 500 clams! Said if I didn't pay, I'd be "swimming with the fishes!" Stupid bookie!