Man oh Man! What a sleepless night! And boy do my lips hurt!

All my dreams were in black and white, and subtitled!

In a foreign language! Sigh!

When Lee saw his own tail under his head, he realized that it was gonna take more than isometrics to extricate himself from this embarrassing situation! Hmm, where's my cell phone, he mused. I need 911! Pronto!

Melissa ponders the innocuous nature of the new white ring design 'tramp tat' she recently had embossed on her tail. Hmm, she muses, perhaps a mermaid would have garnered more attention!

Chain Smoker! Hawaiian Style!