Sigh! This having to breathe at the surface every few minutes is one big pain in the 'patootie!' What I need is a snorkel! Yeah, that's the ticket! A turtle snorkel!
Iridescent blue accents highlighted by a large snout, a broom-like tail section and copious amounts of eye shadow mark Irma as the defacto standard to beat in the Bay's forthcomming annual fashion show and chitlin strut!