So then I got a 'lifestyle' lift and started dating younger Doctors! Who knew I would be married to a Surgeon!

Hey! You gotta try this coralline algae. It's got a great 'mouth feel'
 and a superb 'finish'!

When I was just a 'small fry,' my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted.
Now I'm doing two years for "identity theft!" Sigh!