These octopuses are in the process of mating. The male, shown right, inserts a specially modified arm into the mantle cavity of the female to transfer a sperm packet. Sexy-no! Functional-yes! Don't try this in public! Get a room!!

Unable to floss after every meal( try as he might he couldn't hold the floss),  Mike the Moray, would often enlist the services of a Banded Coral Shrimp to assist him in his relentless quest for superior oral hygiene!

His spine fused by arthritis, Marty spent his waking hours 'scribing' 
lazy right hand circles in the water.

He:"Hetchoo!"
     Me:"Gesundheit!"