Tassle Envy!

Last month I was invited by the US Olympic Committee to join the Luge team but they only sent me a one way ticket!
When I arrived for training, I found out that my shell was gonna be the Luge and I was gonna be a hearty soup!! 

I tried out for the US Olympic Biathlon Team figuring it was a cheap way to see Russia. Got cut the first day! Couldn't hold the rifle! And the cross country skiing, forgetaboutit!!

Take a 'close' look at this critter. Initially, he appears as an octopus. However, if you now look at the open slit (his gill) at the bottom and envision teeth, and then move up a bit to his siphon, you can envision it as a nose. Following up still to the eye, he is clearly looking to your left. Now, take a close look at his 'arm' assembly which appears to be a single arm tightly pressed against his face and nose which 'presents' as a clenched fist just above his eye. I always knew octopuses were masters of disguise but this takes it to a whole new level!