Yeah, I know I look a bit 'deflated.' I'm trying out for the Patriots!
Their footballs were confiscated and they're looking for some replacements!
They may want me to keep the spikes to deploy if it
appears that I'm gonna be intercepted! I just need to get rid of these
damn fins so I can 'spin.'

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P.S.-carnivores only please!

I heard that some of the herbivores were 'grazing' near the Christmas 
tree 'dump' and a  couple of them came down with something that caused 
swallowing 'issues.' The doctor later diagnosed it as "tinselitis."

Man oh Man! I must be getting old. I actually slept through New Years Eve and woke up next year!

Wishing you all a happy and prosperous 2015!!