If we ever get tired of the "grind," we can always hire ourselves out as 
'selfie' sticks. Heck, with these adjustable mouths of ours and our 
great teeth, we can handle just about any underwater device!

My girlfriend dumped me! She said that "I was too into me! All this 

because I had a 'selfie' stick surgically implanted into my back! Go figure.

Man, I'm so 'bummed.! Someone stole my "selfie" stick and I'm reduced to 
taking "I love me" shots on the mirrored surface of the water! Sigh!

We have to stop meeting like this! My spawning partner is beginning to catch on! 

What brought me to the Bay? It was the witness protection program! I 
didn't know that gill slits and fins were gonna be part of the deal. At 
least they put me near the top of the food chain!