I'm not saying I came from a 'tough' neighborhood, but our Junior High 
School's motto was "smoke em if you got em." Just saying!

As the official 'spokesturtle' for the Bay, I just wanted to let you vets (no NOT doctors, veterans!) know that we(to a fish) thank you for your dedicated service.

The 'bouncer' at the local Coral Reef bar mistakes me for a 'paparazzi.'
Sigh!