Fearful of catching the dreaded "split dorsal fin" disease, Arnie hides behind a rock, sight unseen, while cousin Nate passes by! 

Psst! No more phone calls unless you're using a "burner!" I think I'm 
being 'tapped.' My new "burner" number is BR-549.  Oh yeah, and get rid 
of those stripes! They're just an invitation to ICE!