Where are we heading? To the White House!
 With "The Mooch" Scaramucci now in charge,   I heard that there would be a lot of openings for 'soon to be vacant' positions in the Communications office! 

Snaggle tooth Arnie muses about the hole he seems to be stuck in. "Rats, 
I shouldn't have eaten  that passing Flounder. I'm so stuffed I can 
hardly move. Sigh."

Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until 
you hear them speak.