Saturday, September 23, 2017

Members of the "Square Gang," a cult like organization whose entry 
requirements include a tattoo of a square on their mid section, mass up 
for a pizza run to the Bay's local take out joint, Reef Pizza. "Alright, 
who wants the algae and sushi New York style with anchovies?"


Sunday, September 17, 2017

Sometimes the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other
person was born an idiot! 

Saturday, September 09, 2017

If they add any more "cellies" to my cell, I'm gonna complain to the Warden and the ACLU!

Saturday, September 02, 2017


You know you're getting old when your contemporaries are talking about the "little blue pill" and it turns out to be nexium!