Shh! I'm hiding from ICE. A couple of those guys think I'm an "alien" species.

De Nuke? How can North Korea possibly get by without Microwave Ovens?

Where are we heading? To Washington! Trump is gonna pardon us all! When it happens, were going to change our names from "Convict Tangs" to "Free Tangs." Then all we need is some  laser surgery to get rid of these vertical striped prison 'tats.' 

Ran across this Monk Seal at the Bay last Monday. Endemic to Hawaii, these seals are an endangered species and number about 1300 in the Hawaiian Islands.