Man oh man, You have one prickly personality.
Have you ever considered politics? Perhaps the Senate? 

Attached at birth via a common pectoral fin, the Linguini twins do not share the same political affiliation. This results in spirited discussions and physical movements which seem to cancel out one another. One wants to go right and the other left! 

Sporting the latest fad in hairdos,  Mike, the Moorish Idol, freely admits that his inspiration came from the "Donald." I saw him in a windstorm and had a 'light bulb' moment!

Me? Anonymous? No way!
Heck, I can't type or make a phone call!
No fingers! 

As vets, were not to happy with the lack of respect afforded to Senator 
McCain. Raising the White House American flag back to full staff? PETTY 
AND SAD!