I was thinking of putting my "hat in the ring" for the Democratic nomination but a couple of things held me back. One, I don't have a hat and two, my last name is "Apathy." Can you imagine my slogan, "Vote for an apathetic future!" Sigh! 

An article in today's paper states that "A lowly reef-dwelling fish known as the cleaner wrasse has been elevated into an exclusive club in the animal kingdom whose members have the ability to recognize themselves in a mirror. Me, not so much! Sigh!

Geez! Another government shutdown is possible? I haven't been paid for the last one!

I'm so bummed out that my threadfin is drooping. Sigh!

Why am I yawning? The first half of the Super Bowl just ended at 3 zipl That's why!