Remember what the valet who parked your car looks like because WE DO NOT HAVE VALET PARKING!

 Please note. The post-apocalyptical fiction section has been moved to 'Current Events.'

Aloha, Larry the librarian

(Trevally)

Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers!
 

 I'm bored! I think I'll go the Mall, find a great parking spot and sit in my car with the reverse lights on!