Hi, I'd like to buy 4 pair of Nike reef walkers, size 2.

 A household hint: Stop dusting, you can use your coffee table as a message board!

 

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits! The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves!

 During his semi-annual dental cleaning, Arnie the Moray received some disturbing news! "Your upper left molar is a mess. I recommend an extraction and 3 months rest followed by an implant! Hope you have the 'clams' to pay for this. Not gonna be cheap!

 
The 'gaggle' of Hawaiian Flagtails heads to the local testing site to be checked out for the Omicron variant. Note the complete absence of masks and fin cleaner. Living life in the fast lane!