The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have begun asking humans to prove they aren’t a robot.

 

When a kid says “Daddy, I want mommy” that’s the kid version of “I’d like to speak to                                                          your supervisor.” 

                                          Looks like my grandpa! Except for the teeth!

 I'm gonna "chill" in my den and watch "The Simpsons" reruns with 8 Duff beers and a side order of crab legs!