Geez Arnie! This algae smells a bit off! I think it's past it's expiration date!(Goldring Surgeonfish)

 

      Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 22nd time.

  What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet?  I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.

                                                                Hey, I'm swimming here!

 Shoutout to everyone who can still remember their childhood phone number but can’t remember the password they created yesterday.  You are my people.